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Picture Woody Allen in The Mob. Now picture a huge Woody Allen in the mob. The short film , "I Am Woody", is an homage to the great writer/director Woody Allen. It is the story of Big Frank Del Guardo, a tough mob boss who's obsessed with the humor of the great auteur. He thinks Woody's the funniest man on the planet. He can quote every line from every film. He even memorizes the credits. He keeps a collection of Woody Allen memorabilia. Frank survives a mob hit, comes out of it with amnesia, and now truly believes he's Woody Allen, hat, wig, glasses and all. The only problem is he's 6'5", and weighs over 300 pounds. Not knowing he's a gangster, or even that he's big, ( he thinks he's small and thin), he becomes afraid of his own men. He's tricked into attending a sit-down as "Woody", thinking he's there to raise money for his next film, a movie about "a pants virus", which if unleashed would destroy every pair of pants in the country, leaving us a nation of men in our underwear. Come and see what happens when a huge Woody Allen interacts with the mob. You get gangsters with names like Mike " The Mench" Mandelbaum, Sol "Thrifty" Schwartz, and Arnold " The Kibbitzer" Klugstein. |