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A comedy news show unlike anything done before, because it's not based on the news of the day. It's news and short films on stories like:

"Several men were arrested today and charged with smearing cream cheese on the ankles of elderly women who wore their stockings rolled down like bagels," and then we go on to interview the poor woman who explains that she has two kinds of stockings, one for meat, and one for dairy, and this crazy man smeared cream cheese on her 'Flaishekke' stockings, and she can't get it off", as we pan to her feet and see the cream cheese still stuck in place right over the rolled down stockings.
Or a crime wave by the incredible "Masters of Disguise", two master criminals who disguise themselves as inanimate objects to commit their crimes. It starts off with two men disguised as coats who rob a hat store. They come in over the arms of two other men, who swear they had no part in the whole thing. The way they tell it, "We were just walking into this hat store here, when all of a sudden out of nowhere, these two guys fold themselves over our arms, a guy sticks a gun in my ribs, and says, " Just act natural like we're your coats, and no one'll get hurt. What's this city coming to? Police artists draw composite drawings of the perpetrators. One man is described as looking like a tan trenchcoat, with epaulets and a belt, the other man was said to resemble an overcoat, possibly black, but maybe Navy Blue. After viewing a line-up of coats at the police station, the victim admitted, "Honestly, it happened so fast, I don't know if I'd recognize these men if I was wearing one of them." Every week would feature another crime by the Masters of Disguise.